Thursday, March 15, 2007

Veerasamy Returns

What do you do when you are depressed? Listen to music? Watch comedy movies? Read inspirational books? Throw all the Zig Ziglars, Robin Sharma, and Jack Welch out of your bedroom and get ready to brace the new hero in town. It’s none other than our own - Vijaya T Rajendhar. One look at this movie poster is enough and you will know what I am talking about.

TR is a do-gooder MLA (but one who makes such movies). One would never understand why would this movie need comedians like Santhanam, Madam Bob, Bhaskar etc when you have TR himself doing it in every frame of the movie. As in all TRs movie there is a sister whom he needlessly tortures with "Thangacheeeeeeee" which in itself would have driven any sane girl out of the house years before. One look at the sister and TR and you wonder why no one filed a paternity suit with their parents in the movie.

As usual the hardest task of falling in love and looking at him in close up is entrusted to Mumtaz and for that achievement in itself she deserves the Oscar for the Best Actress. Of course she is already being nominated for sleeping over TR's poster and singing a song with loads of milk poured in a huge Jacuzzi AND romancing him.

There is a certain character in the movie you see and before you end your debate in our mind if it is a guy or a gal, then call him "maama", "machchan". "vaada", "poda" to remind you that he is certainly a guy. In effect he looks like someone who just escaped his sex change operation and landed a role in this movie. God knows what poverty on earth forced Meghna Naidu to accept this movie.

When one gets to see her and TR's sister fight over that second "hero", any average looking guy is bound to wonder why he is not being chased by truck load of girls on Ranganathan Street in Chennai. The audience is given one chance of reprieve in the intervals and all the 11 songs which in effect means about 85% of the movie.

TR is the only person in India who manages to match ShahRukh Khan. No no....dont get any ideas. Because he is the only other hero who manages to cry bucketful of tears and cries at the mere drop of a hat. Arvind Mills has decided to relaunch its free size jeans with TR as its Brand ambassador. Also he wears everything from T Shirt, colourfull shirts, Munda baniyan, Sherwani to show how "Youth" full he is.



RMKV has already reported a net loss in the sales of Sherwanis this month after the posters of TR wearing Sherwani were released recently. The scene where TR cries and thumps walking on the stairs without collapsing them have now been chosen by Shankar cements to show their products supreme strength and durability. There is no story in the movie as TR's son used that paper over which the plot was written to clean his shit when they ran out of toilet paper in their house.

As a good samaritan I have nominated fellow blogger friends Praveen and Gopal for the Presidents Bravery medal for watching this movie in Theater, surviving it and saving countless lives with their reviews. Buoyed by the success of Veerasamy (!), TR has announced his next project to yours truly along with the secret poster which will be released like anthrax throughout the world.

He features in a double role with one being a role where TR has decided to unleash his youthful look in this movie. The Photographer who shot TR without his beard and mustache passed away after witnessing the first print. Try to survive this when it gets released in theaters.

52 comments:

G3 said...

One pista milkshake with icecream reserve panni veinga 1st commentukku.. Naan poi posta padichittu varen.. :-)

Title paatha konjam bayama thaan irukku.. irundhaalum ungala nambi risk edukkaren.. :P

G3 said...

ROTFL :-)

//TR is the only person in India who manages to match ShahRukh Khan.//
Idhai vanmaiyaaga naan kandikkaren.. irundhalum shahrukh khaana neenga ivlo kevala paduthi irukka venaam :-(

//RMKV has already reported a net loss in the sales of Sherwanis this month after the posters of TR wearing Sherwani were released recently. The scene where TR cries and thumps walking on the stairs without collapsing them have now been chosen by Shankar cements to show their products supreme strength and durability.//

Chancae illa.. ROTFL-O-ROTFL :-)

Nithya said...

"RMKV has already reported a net loss in the sales of Sherwanis .........durability."

ROFL...Downright Hilarious :))

btw spell check its Vijaya .T.RajendhaRR

:D :D

That man will never retire I guess..May "the veerasamy goers'" souls rest in peace *Sigh*

Padma said...

Simply hilarious.. veerachamy pathi enda post series no. 2 nu nenaikaren:).. neenga periya TR fan irukkanum:D.. US la kuda enda padam ellam pathu erukele.:D..

Nivi said...

When one gets to see her and TR's sister fight over that second "hero", any average looking guy is bound to wonder why he is not being chased by truck load of girls on Ranganathan Street in Chennai


ROTFL..awesome...
kept laughing throught..yeah i guess u are his huge fan .. another post for this man.. actually we gotta thank the guy, he provides such unlimited fun!!!!

Sree's Views said...

Hi ,
Indha review (thooonu thooping) ezhudharuthukaaga andha bhayangaratha fulla paatha ungalukku modhalla
'Param Veer Chakra' award...
Andha aalu thalaya aati thalaya aati dialogue pesaradhukulla namba inga 'damaaal' aagi iruppom :)
Naan chumma jokekukku kooda indha aalu padam paaka maatenga :)
But ur post was very hilarious...
Jacuzzi la milk oothi.... ROTFL :)

Sonata said...

wow...sema comedy!!!i laughed my heart out!!kalaki potuta.. but still i consider tht "love letter" post of urs as the best!!!!

can u believe i went to watch this movie but dint get tkts??:-(

Ganesh Ranganathan said...

sema post maamu.....

T.R paartha suicid paneepaar...aparum salt-quarters sarasu life enna aagum?

Krithika said...

ahhaaa..the producer is going to rotcl..roll on the floor and cry out loudly! :P

KK said...

Maamu yethukku ooru pollapu??? ippadi oru nalla padatha kevalama pesura??? Kaasu vaangitiya??? :D
Yenakku intha padathula pudicha scene'e when his sister asks for a jeans pant and Tshirt... TR gives one senti dialogue... Yenna scene....cha cha... arumai!!!
Rousu Rita unga veetukku vanthu adika pora :)

Sindhu said...

Sex change?? It should rather be species change operation!

kuttichuvaru said...

naan innum intha padam paarkkala machi :-( intha weekend kandippaa paarkkanum, n I am eagerly lookin fwd to it!!

Lavs said...

By speaking abt Shahrukh khan and VTR in the same post, you have done a great disservice to SRK.Sigh!
-Lavs

golmaalgopal said...

chancae illanga.... range post ROTFL dhaan... :)

yabba....oru part podhum gadhi kalanga vaikka....innunaa...!!!

btw....danks 4 the nomination.... :))

//show how "Youth" full he is//

is it??? or is it like this...

show the Youth how "full" he is :))

godo said...

haha this is one movie..which i dont want to miss at any cost :D:D

too goood

vsaranya said...

hi..
read ur 2006 dec - Diary pages post!
Really a great one... created an impact in me.
n by d way veerasamy rocks!

Dreamzz said...

ROFL! sari comedy ponga ivanoda!

Dreamzz said...

mudhaklla appanaiyum paoyanaiyum pottu thallana thaan tn urupadum!

Heidi Kris said...

/:)

prithz said...

I ran away. :)

My days(Gops) said...

first TR'ku irrukira tallent' naaan appreciate pannuren..

music,
story,
screenplay,
etc etc ....ella deptment'aium single hand'a pottu thaaakitaar..

My days(Gops) said...

//Of course she is already being nominated for sleeping over TR's poster and singing a song with loads of milk poured in a huge Jacuzzi AND romancing him.
//

lol... aaanalum neeenga idhelam note pannureenga paaarunga....

My days(Gops) said...

//any average looking guy is bound to wonder why he is not being chased by truck load of girls on Ranganathan Street in Chennai.//

indha angle'a yaaaarumey think pannala paaarunga.....

ada aaaamanga.....

My days(Gops) said...

//Arvind Mills has decided to relaunch its free size jeans with TR as its Brand ambassador.//

idhu verai'a? adra adra..

'/RMKV has already reported a net loss in the sales of Sherwanis this month after the posters of TR wearing Sherwani were released recently.//
aaaanalum ungallukku indha padam remba pudichi irukunu thonudhunga...

( ella side'laium vuttu kalasi irrukeeeenga....)

My days(Gops) said...

//The Photographer who shot TR without his beard and mustache passed away after witnessing the first print.//

aniya'ama oru photographer'a pali vaaangitaarey?

namma oorla building kattuna ippadi thaan oru chicken kolluvaaanga.. like tht... inga TR'a....

nadathattum nadathattum

Trinity Teal™ said...

LOL!
the movie promised to be a 3 hour long comedy session. But 11 Songs????
And next movie clean shaven TR?
Hope it doesnt end up like the real life version of "The Ring"~ One will die within a cpla hrs of watching it
:-O

Ponnarasi Kothandaraman said...

Hahaha...That was a very nice post.. :)

And ethu epdiyo TR pugazh paravuthu ;) Who cares on what note :P

Sat said...

OMG!
you sure are god (no, not a typo, i meant god, not good :P) when it comes to TR bashing
ROTFL!!!!
what a way to drive those monday blues away...thanks harish...for the hearty laugh in the beginning of the week...way to go :D
aanalum thaadi illama TR-a pottu irukka venam...toilet paper suber...i guess avanga veetla appa pulla ezhudura kadai thaan toilet paper pola, they wont have to include that in their shopping list :P

Sat said...

BTW, indha padathoda oru paata thappi thavari tv-la paathuten
i was so shocked it took me a mug of espresso, a long walk and good load of music to get me back to my senses, not to mention that bowl full of ice i had to bury my face in :P

s0ul said...

OMG, who is this guy?????!!!! are you serious or is this one of your fictitious posts? pleaseeee clarify!! im horrified!

Marutham said...

:O

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Ungaluku avlo asaiya TR mela..
VIDA MATENGREENGA :P

//The Photographer who shot TR without his beard and mustache passed away after witnessing the first print. Try to survive this when it gets released in theaters.//
ROTFL.............
Enna oru ketta ennam...Are u trying to do MASS MURDER???KD :P

U seem to be so dedicated with this guy...pesama do one thing...Quit ur job & join TRR & am sure no one cane these punch lines for him- if not u...

Also u give very good publicity for this guy!! :P
Starting all the way from ur king kong banner :P ...

I still can't stop laughing...PLease..i need a break- i have to leave ...:P

u rock H!! :D

Sonata said...

knock knock knock!!
we've been laughing since 15th march... when's next???

SKM said...

ROTFL!:D :D :D

Arunkumar said...

ROTFL post harish :)

Awatts said...

Sirippu thaanga mudiyala...nalla comment adikareenga...i cannot believe this guy actually still releases movies that too with himself in it...i thot this is another joke that you pulled on him..really is this are real movie? cant believe it.

Harish said...

@G3
Yaarupa anga. G3 kku Oru Milkshake with Ice Cream parcel. Aanalum innum nee Veraasamy paakama irukiradu tappu daan :-(

@Nithya
Idu veraya. Ivanunga eppo pera maatraanga...title maatranganae teriyala. Avar enga retire aagararu. Youth illa :D

@padma
"neenga periya TR fan irukkanum:D."
Idukku nee ennai unnoda high heels edutu adichirukalaam :-(

Harish said...

@Nivi
en ma. naane gaandu la post podren. Vitta neengale onnu serndu TR mandram amaichchu ennai talaivara declare paniduveenga pola :-(

@Sree
"Naan chumma jokekukku kooda indha aalu padam paaka maatenga :)"
Anga daan nee tappu panra. There are no comedy movies around and this is the only one to feel that void.

@Brindha
Ticket eppadi kidaikum? Comedy padatukku eppavume nama makkal nalla aaadaravu kodutirukaanga :D

Harish said...

@ganesh
Mumtaz rasiga mandra thalaivar maadiri solra :D

@Krithika
adu nadakka koodadu nu TR himself produces his movies :D

@KK
"ippadi oru nalla padatha kevalama pesura??? Kaasu vaangitiya??? :D"
Maapu...padatta paathum inda maadiri pesara. Nalla ennam maapu nalla ennam. Yaam petra thunbam.....

Harish said...

@Sindhu
"It should rather be species change operation!"
Chance ae illa..ur statement was damn perfect.

@Kaushik
Maapu...seekiram paathudu. Ada vida enna mukkiyaamana velai unakku :D

@Lavs
Uhumm....idu vera. Both cry with tons of glycerine. Enna...SRK paaka nalla irukaan...TR kingkong maadiri irukaan. Btw....I still am not able to see ur blog :-(

Harish said...

@Gopal
"Show the Youth how "full" he is :))"
maapu...innum gaandu teerala pola :D

@Godo
Please dont yaar. Dont be surprised if it makes a new category in awards....for worst movies.

@Vsaranya
welcome yaar. Wow...that was a very old post. How did u read that? I am happy to know that U loved it. Hope u enjoy all posts of mine :D

Harish said...

@dreamzz
"mudhaklla appanaiyum payanaiyum pottu thallana thaan tan urupadum!"
Maapu...nee Veerasamy paathiya? ada paatha oru velai un mudivu maaralaam....bcoz u may end murdering up urself :D

@Heidi
:D

@Prithz
Ippo nee daan mukkiyama inda padam paakanum. Naan en kavala ellam marandu sirichenna paathuko :D

Harish said...

@Sachin
"namma oorla building kattuna ippadi thaan oru chicken kolluvaaanga.. like tht... inga TR'a.."
Maapu...ennama compare panra po. Pindra po :D

@trinity
"One will die within a cpla hrs of watching it ". Erkanave inda padatu naala death rate adigama irukaam :D

@Pons
avar daan erkanave famous aache. Naange ellam chummmaaaa...

Harish said...

@Sat
"thanks harish...for the hearty laugh in the beginning of the week."
Hmmm..edo nalla irunda sari. Verum oru paathuke inda aatam potirukiyae....inda padata paathu naan evalavu feel pani iruppen :-(

@Soul
The bearded one is a real guy...shaven one is a nightmare of my imagination. btw...u shld see this movie. Ask KK to dub every dialogue :D

Harish said...

@Marudu
"u give very good publicity for this guy!"
Padatta paathu nee kashta padakoodadu nu nalla enathula naa warn panina ippadi sollitiyae :-(

@SKM
:DD

@Arun
Padam paatheenga innum siripeenga :D

Harish said...

@Ajitha
Aiooo...adu chummanga. Summa warning maadiri. Aana inda madiri edaavudu nijama padam pujai potaangana adukku naan poruppu illa :D

Lavanya said...

cha, ultimate entertainment movie!! i think i also deserve award fr it!

Ms.Congeniality said...

hee hee hee!!Toooooooo much..I was sooo bored to the extent that I watched the movie and I laughed a real lot..
The duet scene in which karadi pours water and mumtaz and viceversa looked like two elephants taking bath by pouring water on themselves using their thumbikkai :-p

Has to be me said...

Man, this is awfully funny!!! :)

Lavs said...

I am die hard fan of SRK and so anything anybody says against him makes me feel bad.Sigh!I have added my blog address in one of my new comments. Hopefully, you would have visited my blog before your next post.BTW, is your brother's name Girish?

Lavs said...

I think I read about your brother's name in one of your posts. But then it didnot register consciously.BTW, my hubby's cousins are harish and girish and they are brothers. I am pretty sure you are not my hubby's cousin harish coz he does not know tamil so fluently.

Harish said...

@Lavanya
I guess as u said we viewers should also be given an award for going thru such crap :D

@Ms C
"looked like two elephants taking bath by pouring water on themselves using their thumbikkai"
Haa haa....kashtam pongo...

Harish said...

@HTBM
for more unlimited laughs....refer to the original movie :D

@Lavs
You should read my tamil post to know that my tamil is damn worse :D