She: Yeah Yeah....donno how do they make such amazing food in that hotel alone.
He: I loved the Dal Makhni. The taste is still lingering in my mouth.
She: Oh yeah? You liked it so much?
He: Well I can prove it. How about tasting it from me?
(tries to hug her and she laughs and pushes him)
She: Ok ok...I got it. Hmmm...and what else is still lingering?
He: The Dum aalo was good. I also loved Garlic nan.
She: Well...does that mean that we would be returning there sometime soon?
He: Yeah yeah. I guess so. What...you didn’t like it?
She: Yeah...I liked it. But I liked ONLY the food there.
He: What do you mean exactly?
She: Well...don’t lie as if you don’t know ok?
He: What are you talking about?
She: You don’t know what I am talking about?
He: Seriously I don’t know. What is it about?
She: Weren’t you gaping shamelessly at that waitress?
He: What...No..no. What is wrong with you?
She: Oh yeah. You look at the waitress and it is wrong with me? You were looking at
her as if you could have eaten her alive.
He: What am I? A Cannibal?
She: Oh yes. That’s what you are. I should have taped the way you smiled and giggled at her. I
should have brought a hose pipe, connected it to your mouth and watered the plants in the
hotel. You were drooling shamelessly you moron.
He: Oh c’mon honey. Now don’t make it an issue. I was just trying to make some conversation.
She: Oh...so now it comes under the category of Making conversation?
He: Look...if I treat her with respect only then she would serve us first. You know what I mean?
She: Wow...and you now treat me like a 6 year old and tell me these stupid bed time stories.
He: Oh c’mon honey. That’s the truth. Why would I lie to you?
She: Yeah yeah...you have never lied to me. What about the time you were looking at the women in
the blue saree when entered in to the hotel?
He: Wow...so the tally has now added up to 2.
She: Don’t act innocent. Weren’t you looking her there?
He: There? What’s there?
She: THERE? I mean THERE? What is wrong with you?
He: (hesitates)Look..its science...ok? It’s like a reflex effect.
She: (imitates him) reflex effect. You shamelessly do it and blame it on science as well.
He: Now why are you so angry?
She: Why do you all men need to look there?
He: Look...that’s what men do and that’s why eyes are at front. If it weren’t so important then ears
would have been in front and eyes would have been hanging sideways and we would have been
looking like aliens.
She: And now you have jumped to science fiction? What else...history or drama?
He: Look...I am not justifying it..ok? I am sorry...now what should I do?
She: (sobbing) Answer me something.
He: What?
She: If I weren’t there with you, you would have married that waitress right?
He: Whoa whoa...now I am getting married to her? Do I also have 2 children who are sucking their
thumb or having nipple in their mouth? What is this game all about?
She: Answer me. Just imagine I was not there with you. Would you have married her or not?
He: Whoa whoa...I am not playing this game. This whole What-if-you-could-do-this scenario is
scary.
She: (sobs) So you would have married her right?
He: Oh c’mon honey. Look at me...I am so happy here..married to you...living my amazing life with
you.
She: And is this fight part of the amazing life?
He: Of course it is. Look honey...just looking at some girl randomly is different than looking at
someone with love. I look at you with love.
She: (smiles with tears) You are trying to seduce me.
He: Is that something I shouldn’t be doing?
She: Only if you look at me.
He: (hugs her) By the way I forget to tell you something.
She: ??????
He: She was really beautiful.
She runs after him with a fake anger and a real smile.
P.S: Inspired from an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond.
37 comments:
sweet...well written
me d second.. nice one .. :)..
she is all men r like that :D.. and all women r liek thsi too..
I want treat for coming 2nd
:-)
It continues...
:-) a spoof on seinfeld please.i like the sarcasam in that ! this was sweet :-)
:) ha ha! sema! enna harishhuuuu? dialog ellam romba naturala vanthu iruku? experience agure pola? :P
naaathhaaaaa! ithu ellam nallathuku illa
Good post dude. Loved it. Its so true the traits of a guy and a girl.
"He: Look...that’s what men do and that’s why eyes are at front. If it weren’t so important then ears
would have been in front and eyes would have been hanging sideways and we would have been looking like aliens.
She: And now you have jumped to science fiction? What else...history or drama? "
ROTFLOL
He - Harish
She - Paravai Muniamma
=)) =)) =)) =)) =))
"He: Whoa whoa...I am not playing this game. This whole What-if-you-could-do-this scenario is
scary."
Super duper funny!!! I loved this post and i can imaginr Ray and Debra having a similar fight!!! i really loved it
hehe nice post funny! are real to home!
10!
Whoaaa!!! Perfect!!! The romantic touch even in this tiff scene is what interests me a lot :D
How about posting one wid Frank, Marie and Robert also? :P
It's very nice :)
LOL!!!
That sounded so true!!!
:D
here after a long time! :)
all romba naala abscond.. suddena romantic post.. :-? Man whats happening???
ROTFLOL....
The guy almost lost it...well almost.... :)
Keep up the good work dude....
so sweet! :-)
LOL @ Nithya's comment! :))
annatha....... :)) howz u??
As usual range'ah ezhudhirkeenga..
and hey "aap ki chaddii" rocks... :)) lol!!
idhula enna kodumai'na andha padatha neraya per paakraangalaam...hrd it in a review...now there's a scary prospect of a sequel too :((...[make it horrifying]
so.. you have also come under the spell of romantic anecdotes [:)] It is a well written conversation infused with subtle humour.
But compared to the good flow in your other posts, this one does not do justice to your writing skills.
LOL !!! It seems like everybody's life !
Vidya
hehehe... sooperaapu... but kammnaatti... ellame ore veg menuvaa pottu irukke
Cho chweeeeeet!!!!
I wanted to scream "hey thats Deb and Ray" and then I saw the last line. :-)
//I should have brought a hose pipe, connected it to your mouth and watered the plants in the hotel. You were drooling shamelessly you moron.//
Hehehe...Awesome! :)
Rotfl !
Steak and Pie made Dal makhni and dum aloo ! Hee !
Super cool !
Blogrolling u again after a long time !!!!!!
super!!!!i was amazed reading this!! and dal makhani has been my fave dish always!!very impressive post!!!!!!!ur fan counts must've hit a whopping high count isn't??:-)
--Hell's Angel
@Aditi
hee hee...how abt some other comment as "Go to hell" :P
@Padma
Enna treat venum?
@sunshne
Envy and Pride eh :-)
@Sangs
Aioo...adu romba kashtam. Anda alavukku enakku tiramai irukka nu doubt :-(
@Raz
After donkeys years if I cant do this...shame on me. And yes...mrs harish does take care of it :-)
@Nikhil
I love ELR. Ray Romano is god to me.
@Nithya
irunda michcham konja maathana nee kooru pottu vittuta :-(
@nivi
they make such an awesome couple dont they :-)
@Dreamzz
they are awesome ;-)
@Prithz
ennapa idu...enna Mega serial Mahadevan aakita :-(
@aparna
good that U liked it :-)
@sandhya
whoa...someone is back after long. Enna...sema busy pola :-)
@heidi
ada paaveegala...I posted about a murderer and no one questioned me. One romantic post and U all got me married ;-(
@TBNTB
We all do dude...just almost :-)
@Priya
hee hee...indeed it is
@Bhargavi
U too brutus :-(
@Gopal
ennapa....ratan tata unnai bendu nimititaaru pola :P
anda kodumaya en kekkara...and his dialgos 'saari germany ki police mujhe dhoond rahi hai" drives blood out of ur ears :-(
@Iniyaazh
once a while oru mokkai post podanum illa :-)
@vidya
It is :-)
@nandoo
Dei...naan enna manja patrikaya nadataren ;P
@Padmapriya
:-D
@Deepa
hee hee...I will tell u before u find out :-)
@Pons
Mark those words. every girl may have to yell it at some point in life ;-)
@ramya
abscond for long...and back again. welcome back :-)
@brindha
Fan um illa tube lightum illa. edo paava pattu naalu jeevan padikiranga :-(
LOL.....:-) very well written
"kushi iduppa mattum pathavan"..;-)..
@Uttara
hee hee..i tried
@Arvindh
hee hee....oru vagaila ade maadiri daan
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