Veerasamy Returns

What do you do when you are depressed? Listen to music? Watch comedy movies? Read inspirational books? Throw all the Zig Ziglars, Robin Sharma, and Jack Welch out of your bedroom and get ready to brace the new hero in town. It’s none other than our own - Vijaya T Rajendhar. One look at this movie poster is enough and you will know what I am talking about.

TR is a do-gooder MLA (but one who makes such movies). One would never understand why would this movie need comedians like Santhanam, Madam Bob, Bhaskar etc when you have TR himself doing it in every frame of the movie. As in all TRs movie there is a sister whom he needlessly tortures with "Thangacheeeeeeee" which in itself would have driven any sane girl out of the house years before. One look at the sister and TR and you wonder why no one filed a paternity suit with their parents in the movie.

As usual the hardest task of falling in love and looking at him in close up is entrusted to Mumtaz and for that achievement in itself she deserves the Oscar for the Best Actress. Of course she is already being nominated for sleeping over TR's poster and singing a song with loads of milk poured in a huge Jacuzzi AND romancing him.

There is a certain character in the movie you see and before you end your debate in our mind if it is a guy or a gal, then call him "maama", "machchan". "vaada", "poda" to remind you that he is certainly a guy. In effect he looks like someone who just escaped his sex change operation and landed a role in this movie. God knows what poverty on earth forced Meghna Naidu to accept this movie.

When one gets to see her and TR's sister fight over that second "hero", any average looking guy is bound to wonder why he is not being chased by truck load of girls on Ranganathan Street in Chennai. The audience is given one chance of reprieve in the intervals and all the 11 songs which in effect means about 85% of the movie.

TR is the only person in India who manages to match ShahRukh Khan. No no....dont get any ideas. Because he is the only other hero who manages to cry bucketful of tears and cries at the mere drop of a hat. Arvind Mills has decided to relaunch its free size jeans with TR as its Brand ambassador. Also he wears everything from T Shirt, colourfull shirts, Munda baniyan, Sherwani to show how "Youth" full he is.



RMKV has already reported a net loss in the sales of Sherwanis this month after the posters of TR wearing Sherwani were released recently. The scene where TR cries and thumps walking on the stairs without collapsing them have now been chosen by Shankar cements to show their products supreme strength and durability. There is no story in the movie as TR's son used that paper over which the plot was written to clean his shit when they ran out of toilet paper in their house.

As a good samaritan I have nominated fellow blogger friends Praveen and Gopal for the Presidents Bravery medal for watching this movie in Theater, surviving it and saving countless lives with their reviews. Buoyed by the success of Veerasamy (!), TR has announced his next project to yours truly along with the secret poster which will be released like anthrax throughout the world.

He features in a double role with one being a role where TR has decided to unleash his youthful look in this movie. The Photographer who shot TR without his beard and mustache passed away after witnessing the first print. Try to survive this when it gets released in theaters.